Top Shahrukh Khan Quotes: Witty, Motivational & Arrogant

Shahrukh Khan – You can love him or hate him but you cannot ignore him. The Baadshah of Bollywood easily matches his charming on screen persona with witty, sarcastic and cocky one liners and always has a come-back ready.

Here are the top Shahrukh Khan quotes; some are witty and some have a tinge of arrogance in them. But then, I guess most come-backs do have a bit of arrogance in them, and having achieved great heights on his own, these quotes do reveal his confident side as well.

Enjoy these quotes! As I said, you’ll love them (or hate them) but you cannot ignore his intelligence and competitive streak.

Reporter: How has fatherhood affected your acting career.
SRK: “I treat all my heroines as children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby…”

Reporter: Are you bisexual.
SRK: “I’m not bi-sexual, I’m tri-sexual. I try everything” (Samantha Jones said the tri-sexual thing in Sex and the City)

Mandira Bedi: “Do you think having Shilpa Shetty (Rajasthan Royals) and Preity Zinta (Kings XI Punjab) as rival team owners will sour their relations with you?
SRK: “Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as I can remember, I started yours too.”

Reporter: Salman was moved to tears during your stage appearance together at Sensations 2005, when you said kind words about him. Is your relationship going well now ?
SRK: “Yes it’s going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.”

Reporter: “We heard you are getting paid quite a lot for KBC-3 but you have been tight lipped about it. Could you let us know how much they are paying you?”
SRK: “If you ask that question again ma’am, I will have to ask you your age.”

Reporter: “When will you start making different movies? Better movies?”
“When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?”

Reporter: “You are so good looking, do you wake up like this?”
SRK: “No, I have to go through a plastic surgery every morning”

Karan Johar, on a Koffee With Karan episode: “If you woke up one morning and found out that you have turned in Aamir, you would…?
SRK: “I would tell the world that shahrukh is the better actor”

When he was asked on Koffee with Karan if you woke up as karan johar…
SRK: Chances of me waking up with you are more…

When asked if aryan develops a crush on mallika sherawat…
SRK replied: I would ask him can I play with her as well….

When asked by karan to rate the actors in terms of acting
SRK replied ‘ better than who ‘ ;)) (kajol was floored by his witty answers)

“I don’t write cheques anymore because I end up signing them “With love, Shah Rukh.”

“I’m like a Rolls Royce which can run without an engine,just on reputation.

“My biggest achievement is that I can make a lot of people smile just by my presence, even if its a Lux ad.”

“I don’t see why anyone would focus on my back, unless they like my ass.”

“I trust two people, myself and the other is not you, its God.”

“If you like me, raise you hand. If you don’t, raise your standards.”

“Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of my stardom”.

“Awards that ignore me are losers.”

“Alas, even though I’m fantastic looking, I am still quite intelligent”

“You never win the silver, you only lose the gold”

“If you don’t like something don’t do it, and if you’re doing something then you better like it. It is as simple as that.”

“Stand by what you believe in. People who mind won’t matter and people who matter won’t mind it”

“I’m running in a race and people are on the other track, I’m running with myself.”

“There is a fallible quality even in the greatest ones,everyone fails once in a while, be it Shah Rukh Khan or Ronaldhino”

“Walk with hope in your heart and you will never walk alone”

“There is only one religion in the world-hard work”

“Don’t be negative. It shows on your face.”